You know, I don't think I've done one of these in a long time.

I hereby declare that I am in no way responsible for the quality of my typing skills in this post, as I have imbibed over half a bottle of wine at the moment, and will in all likelihood finish said bottle before I'm done filling out this huge meme.



Put the books in order from favorite to least favorite: Deathly Hallows, Prisoner of Azkaban, Half-Blood Prince, Order of the Phoenix, Philosopher's Stone, Goblet of Fire, Chamber of Secrets

How many times have you read the series: I've read each book two or three times (I know, right?). The only books I've reread in full in the past nine months are PS and CS. I've read DH twice.

Favorite chapter from your favorite book: The Prince's Tale (DH33)

5 Favorite Characters: Snape, Dumbledore, James, Neville... eh, McGonagall.

3 Least Favorite Characters: Ron, Umbridge, Cho.

Favorite member of the Trio: Hermione (or Harry in DH, to be honest).

5 favorite quotes (from fifth to first): I can't do five. It's just impossible. I'll do 10 instead, yeah?

10. "We teachers are rather good at magic, you know." - McGonagall to Harry, DH31

9. "Oh, very good. Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Snape to Harry, HBP9

8. "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" - Dumbledore to Harry, DH35

7. "You're just as sane as I am." - Luna to Harry, OP10

6. "You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts, but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus Black to Fudge, OP27

5. "In fact, being—forgive me—rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger." - Dumbledore to Harry, HBP10

4. "Give her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred to Peeves, OP29

3. "No, [Scrimgeour] is not very happy with me either. We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on." - Dumbledore to Harry, HBP17

2. "There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor." - Harry to Snape, HBP9

1. "Avada Kedavra." - Snape to Dumbledore, HBP27

3 Favorite magical creatures: Quintapeds, Nundus and Lethifolds.

Favorite family: The Blacks, of course.

Favorite villain: Grindelwald, obviously.

Favorite Death Eater: Snape. Duh.

Favorite non-Hogwarts magical building: The Ministry of Magic!

Favorite Diagon Alley location: Flourish & Blotts.

3 Favorite Spells: Confundus Charm, Sectumsempra, Muffliato

3 Favorite Potions: Veritaserum, Felix Felicis, Wolfsbane Potion

Favorite Unforgivable Curse: Imperius.

Favorite Department of Mysteries Room: Time Room.

Biggest surprise: Dumbledore actually having been a quasi-evil-overlord in his youth. And awesome!Kreacher!

Biggest letdown: DH actually made me like Harry. Damn you, JKR!

Favorite kind of transportation: Apparition.

Favorite Weasley: Bilius? *laughs* Eh, fine, George.

Favorite Order member: Snape! And Dumbledore.

Favorite pet: Owls.

One character you'd bring back to life: James! =D

Favorite Harry moment: His final confrontation with Voldemort.

Favorite Ron moment: Standing up for house-elves in DH31.

Favorite Hermione moment: Her rebelliousness in OP.

Favorite Ginny moment: Her birthday gift for Harry. *snerk*

Favorite Neville moment: His "I am no man"-style showdown.

Favorite Luna moment: "You're just as sane as I am."

Favorite Snape moment: Harry's first class.

Favorite Dumbledore moment: His HBP lessons. I have to pick one? Damn. Eh. HBP23, "Horcruxes". Although "I am not worried, Harry" also kicks ass. Fuck.

Favorite Voldemort moment: His confrontation with Dumbledore during the Battle of the Department of Mysteries in OP36. And his argument with Dumbledore when he tries to get the DADA position, in HBP20. So awesome. But then again, Harry calling him Riddle at the end of DH killed me.

Favorite Sirius moment: His mistrust in Snape after Dumbledore orders Severus to teach Harry Occlumency.

Favorite Weasley family moment: Yeah, Sara, definitely Percy's comeback.

Favorite Draco moment: Me three, Sara and Angel: Draco Malfoy, The Amazing Bouncing Ferret.

Moment that will always make you cry: Ehh. I didn't actually cry, but... the Marauders' reunion just before Harry 'dies'.

Favorite Hogwarts room: Room of Requirement, of course.

Favorite class: Transfiguration.

Favorite teacher: Dumbledore! Or McGonagall. Even though Slughorn's pretty cool.

Favorite DADA teacher: Remus.

Least favorite teacher: Umbridge.

Favorite non-human Hogwarts resident: Firenze.

Favorite Hogsmeade location: Hog's Head!

Favorite Triwizard Champion: Oh man. Um. *frowns* ... None of them. Ehhh. Cedric, I suppose, but dude, they all suck. I don't even like Cedric, or any of the others in GF.

Favorite Triwizard Task: The third task (but not as it's portrayed in the GF movie.

Which character you'd ask to the Yule Ball: ...I've no idea. What era? *laughs* Really, no idea. Probably someone really weird, like Yardley Platt.

Which character you'd like to use a love potion on: No one! *is offended* I'd never use a Love Potion!

Which character you'd like to use Veritaserum on: Dumbledore. And then get him to sit next to me and narrate his entire effing life.

How long have you been a HP fan: Since the very end of 1999.

Favorite wizard rock band: I don't listen to wizard rock.

Number of midnight releases have you attended: Two.

Favorite HP website: Unknowable Room!

Favorite podcast: I don't really listen to podcasts, either.

Favorite fanartist: buttfacemakani (but also reallycorking, mudblood428, kasche, and others)

Most ridiculous Potter theory you've heard: Oh man, so many. Harry's eyes are green because of [insert ridiculous reason here, usually involving Snape poisoning him] is an old favourite. Oh, and of course "Harry is in love with Ginny in HBP because Ginny fed him a Love Potion; his TRUE LOVE is Hermione!"

Favorite LJ HP community: Eh. thegreatbreak? I haven't been around much.

Character you're most like: Er. Tough choice. I... actually have no idea. Regulus? *laughs*

House you think you'd be sorted into: Slytherin or Ravenclaw.

Your patronus would be a: Um. I don't know. Something odd, like a giraffe or a crup.

Your boggart would be: Myself, poor, old, alone and demented.

To you, Amortentia would smell like: A new book, or brand-new sheets on a bed.

You'd use Felix Felicis to: Make bets and get money, without a doubt.

What job would you most like to try: I'd love to be Hogwarts librarian. Or to work in the Committee on Experimental Charms.

Which would you rather see - a sequel or a prequel: A sequel! JKR would ruin the Marauders.

Put the movies in order from favorite to least favorite: PA, OP, PS, GF, CS.

Actor most like the book character: Evanna Lynch. PERIOD.

Actor least like the book character: Michael Gambon.

Favorite movie set: The Great Hall.

3 Favorite lines from movies:

3. Sirius: "Brilliant, Snape. Once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come tothe wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to."

2. Remus: "Severus, don't be a fool..."
Sirius: "He can't help it. It's habit by now."

1. Snape: "Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple."
Sirius: "Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?"

Favorite movie scene: The Shrieking Shack scene of 'Prisoner of Azkaban', as you can see above. So. Effing. Awesome.

Favorite scene in the movies not included in the books: The conversation between Remus and Harry on that bridge. It would've been nice to get a canon version of that.

Scene you were most disappointed didn't make it into the movie: The explanation for the Marauders' nicknames and the Map. Period. Just a simple fucking 40-second scene, damn it!



EITHER/OR

Floo powder or broom: Broom.

Bernie Bott's Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs: Beans.

Death Eaters or Dumbledore's Army: Death Eaters.

Fred or George: George.

CAPSLOCK HARRY or Emo!Harry: CAPSLOCKING. Egh, emo!Harry sucks, as does CAPSLOCK!Harry.

The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts: Ministry.

Sirius or Lupin: Remus.

Occlumency or Legilimency: Occlumency.

Animagus or Metamorphmagus: Metamorphmagus.

Mermish or Parselmouth: Parselmouth.

Draco or Lucius: Lucius.

Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher: Mundungus.

Whomping Willow or Flying Ford Anglia: Whomping Willow.

Invisibility Cloak or Pensieve: Pensieve.

Grimmauld Place or The Burrow: Grimmauld Place.

Werewolf or Inferi: Werewolf.

Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures: Herbology.

Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge: Binns!

Yule Ball or Quidditch Championship: Yule Ball.

Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick: Nick.

Hippogriff or Thestrals: Thestrals.

Durmstrang or Beauxbatons: Durmstrang.

S.P.E.W or the Inquisitorial Squad: Neither! S.P.E.W., I guess, but eh.

Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron: The Leaky Cauldron.




Okay, so that's that.

*scratches head* Which character do you think I'm most like? I really have no idea.