Aaand everyone's called it for Obama.

It's over, it's done with, McCain has conceded, and this moment? IS MADE OF MOTHERFUCKING WIN. Epic!

I'm not a die-hard Obama fangirl or anything—heaven knows I'd be far more pleased to see Hillary in the White House—but dude. A Democrat President is an insanely awesome idea.

Best birthday present ever!

Okay, so if CNN's right and Obama really did take Ohio and New Mexico, he has 199 electoral votes. California has 55; Washington has 11; Oregon has 5. He'll definitely take those three.

So that's...270.

TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY.

So I'll be refreshing Is Obama President.com every now and then, and watching CNN/MSNBC/NYT, but that's—it.

It's pretty much over, isn't it? Yes you can. AND YES YOU FUCKING DID.

We'll finally have an American Democrat in the presidency! *dances*! Whoo!

If you're American, don't vote today. ... Or, more to the point—dude. Go vote. You should care, even if you don't. People all over the world do; they just can't do anything about it.

Who to vote for? Um. Duh. Well, Tina Fey is no longer a SNL regular, so you know she won't be available for those awesome Sarah Palin impressions of hers for four years, right? So Obama has to win.

Plus: seriously? Four more years? Seriously? Spare the rest of the world, America, please. No one can understand why Bush was even elected—for anything—ever, and we are all befuddled to see polls pointing to McCain getting almost 50%. I mean MY GOD, WHY? *headdesk* Don't make the same mistake again.

It's my birthday tomorrow. I just hope election results this time aren't as horrid a birthday present as they were in 2004.